ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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