Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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