i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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