Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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