So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.