I can tuck mytits in my pants
well you can't waste a boner
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Stone age, man.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
These tits shall not be calmed