He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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