Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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