This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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