my mouth tastes like poor choices
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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