I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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