You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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