Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Its about making memories worth repressing
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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