I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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