You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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