I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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