Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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