Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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