capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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