Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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