i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Im part way to drunk.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
we're so committed to being not committed
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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