STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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