When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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