It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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