Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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