So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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