If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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