in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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