What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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