I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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