what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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