Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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