is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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