Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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