u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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