just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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