Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
