Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I want to make a zoo with you.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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