We're facebook friends in real life
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
dude. I can hear the air.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
