but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
My life is pants optional.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
