Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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