I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize