make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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