I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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