We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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