i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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