Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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