Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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