sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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