Christians are straight up FREAKS
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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