I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
