your room smells of hookers.
And success
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
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Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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