I need help removing her.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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