i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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