i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
No subtext here. People are naked.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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